

What good was I to any woman I might have interest in? I decided I might as well pay someone for company and certain intimate pleasures so that I could at least get my equilibrium back with the opposite sex.Ĭharlie suggested a few online purveyors he occasionally used, as this was when prostitution was gaining a foothold on the Internet. I was in a bad state right after my divorce, and I certainly didn’t feel dateable. He’d said publicly that you don’t pay prostitutes to come to your house you pay them to leave. It was always a perfectly nice-looking vagina, but I would invariably think, “Why just this, and not the rest of the person?”įrom Left: McCarthy, Ringwald and Cryer in ‘Pretty in Pink.’ Duckie “was the guy I wanted to be in high school” because of his “swagger and biting wit,” writes Cryer.Īnd what do you say in that moment? Thank you for that vagina picture? How long have you been seeing … it? Please tell me she was awake? Then, as if to prove this, he’d show me a picture he’d taken of somebody’s vagina. “Romantically” is my choice of words, not his. We’d have conversations, and he’d mention that things were going well for him romantically. When Charlie’s marriage to Denise ended during the second season, both Charlie and I became single at the same time. What happened in Vegas didn’t have to stay in Vegas because it was boring as shit. I watched our director, Jim Burrows, play blackjack. We showed up at the party for the syndicated stations, and then Charlie went back to his room to sleep. Instead, he went to his room and took a nap. We landed in Vegas, and I was ready to get the Sin City tour from my co-star. Really, if this was the worst I’d have to deal with regarding Charlie’s vices, bring on the bags of porn for me to hide.Įven when I secretly hoped for a sighting of Sheen decadence, as when we traveled to Las Vegas to promote the show by hobnobbing with CBS affiliates from around the country, I was confronted by a pretty grounded, sober married guy. Clowns? Golden-shower pictorials? German scat porn starring Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke? I was prepared for the weirdest, but it really was all pretty tame, some of it just topless mags. The bag was filled to the brim with porn.Ĭuriosity getting the best of me, I had to find out what kind of porn captivates Charlie Sheen, what decadence frightens him into having me squirrel it away for him. I did all three.By legal, he meant barely legal. So he backed off, and then when it all slowed down and came to a stop, he said, ‘Let me give you advice: Get back to who you know you are, go get your money from the studio and take care of your kids.’ That was great advice.

He wasn’t talking to the real guy - he was talking to some version of me. “He was very supportive,” Charlie explained to Katie Couric. One person who deserves a round of applause for helping Charlie Sheen through that bizarre period? His father, Martin Sheen. There was no booze, no pain pills - seriously there was nothing, there was no street drugs.” Charlie Sheen’s mega-donation for fallen paparazzo’s funeral > That’s the only thing I can point to to explain. “I think I was doing too much testosterone cream, and I think it metabolized into… a steroid,” he shared when asked if he was under the influence of anything at the time. “I think I just started partying too hard,” a very calm Charlie Sheen explained when the host asked what in the world happened to him. Did the ghost of Get-Your-Sh**-Together visit Charlie Sheen or what? > Trying to grasp what the actor was thinking during his #winning rampage, Katie Couric sat down with the 47-year-old for an interview on her talk show. Charlie Sheen has attempted to do the near impossible: Explain his epic headline-grabbing 2011 meltdown to any sane person.
